You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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