Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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