I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You ruined the universe
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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