awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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