I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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