im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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