That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
