Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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