Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
sarcasm needs its own font
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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