i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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