I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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