We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
