Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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