coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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