careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
tell me about the fingering
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