So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
the raccoons are back...
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