dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
thus making me awesome and them whores
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
