He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize