That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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