So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
