i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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