i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You dont lie about slip and slides
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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