S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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