suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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