why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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