I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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