so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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