I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
wow bdsm is so cute
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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