Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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