We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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