Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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