There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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