is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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