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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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