If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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