Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
