Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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