Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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