Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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