all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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