Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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