sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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