David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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