First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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