So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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