I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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