their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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