...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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