Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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