hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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