there's paper in my vomit.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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