she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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