I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
where does the pee come out of this thing
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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